Twitter – A Rap (To the tune of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air)

Now this is a Tweet thread all about how, our lives got flipped, turned upside down
Now just take a minute and sit right there I’ll tell you all about how Twitters now a place of fear
MySpace is where we were born and raised
Twitter now, is where we spend most of our days
Tweetin out, hashtaggin braggin all cool
Tweetin out pics of our legs at the pool
When a coupla egg avi’s up to no good
Started making trouble in the Twitter hood
They’re racists and sexists what they Tweet they don’t care
Mostly Trump supporters, right arms in the air.
We Tweeted to @Jack & when he came near, he said he’d look into it, but he didn’t really care.
If anything Twitter intervention is rare.
We get it, you don’t care, your motives are clear.
We hashtagged and RT’d from morning till late.
Tweeting to the Nazi’s: stop with the hate.
Looked at the Twitter kingdom it was finally clear.
Time to just do Instagram and get the hell outta here.